M. Emmet Walsh Nick Mikkelsen Ramy Youssef Janine Mikkelsen Clancy Brown Alex Leslie Dora Romano Zoe Mikkelsen Michelangelo Dalisi Tommy Hambleton Anton Alexander Donna Mia McGovern Zaini Tattersall Eugenia Delbue Elliot Donatella Bartoli Sibila Ajin Joy Steph Noby Marcose Marcus Hashir Ryder Sminu Sijo Steven Alan Bin Siraj David Vinayak Hekima Hannah Waddingham Rhema Ving Rhames Friend Cecily Strong Dancer 1 Rodney Dangerfield Monty Capuletti Joe Pesci Nicky Cerone Geraldine Fitzgerald Mrs. Monahan Candice Azzara Rose Capuletti (as Candy Azzara) Val Avery Louie the Bartender Tom Noonan Paddy Taylor Negron Julio Jennifer Jason Leigh Allison Capuletti Jeffrey Jones Clive Barlow Tom Ewell Scrappleton Jeff Altman Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman) Kimberly McArthur Ginger Jones Paul Herman Bar Owner Mary Pat Gleason Party Mother Angela Pietropinto Party Mother Harsh Nayyar Dr. Vindaldo